Category Archives: judaism
Riddles
I’m going to tell you all about a party I went to on Saturday and you can all guess what the celebration was for: The party took place at a fancy art space in Brooklyn, but it had been refitted … Continue reading
My Most Memorable Christmas
People are always telling me that I don’t celebrate Christmas. I never correct them because when they say this to me they always sound very nervous, as if I might respond with something that rocks the very structure of our … Continue reading
Filed under california, Christmas, cops, judaism, westminster
Thirteen
There are many moments of my life that I would like to forget. Sixth grade: I singed off my eyebrows with at-home wax. My first school dance: I wore white pants and glow in the dark star-patterned underwear from Limited … Continue reading
Filed under carmen miranda, carnival, grandmaslave, judaism, milkmustaches
