Category Archives: new york
I Joined the Circus
When I got here, the first ad I saw on Craigslist asked me to “Step right up and apply for the HOTTEST positions in NEW YORK CITY NIGHT LIFE.” It was for a carnival-themed bar and nightclub. The ad was … Continue reading
Filed under bootyshorts, carnival, chimpanzeeshow, drunkchies, new york, paris hiton, pushupbra, slowkids, so new york, zoolander
First Day on the City
My roommate, Daria, keeps a large picture of herself next to her bed. This isn’t very odd, but the picture is of her pushing her boobs together. Her boobs look a lot bigger than they are in real life, and … Continue reading
Filed under air mattress, alphabet city, courtney love, daria, east village, michael jackson, new york
